Dreams Do Come True: There’s a Purse That Secretly Holds a Full Bottle of Wine!

Just when you think humanity had hit its glass ceiling with the invention of the all edges brownie pan, a new invention comes out and it’s abundantly clear why we haven’t already all been wiped off the earth. There’s now a purse secretly holds an entire bottle of wine! Women and pursed enthusiasts everywhere, you’re welcome.




Courtesy of Uncommon Goods, this “Wine Dispensing Travel Tote” Is the answer to almost everything. Stuck at a four hour Little League game? Wine dispensing travel tote. Choir recital featuring the music of Enya? Wine dispensing travel tote. Extended trip with the in-laws? Wine dispensing travel tote! The print might not be everyone’s first choice, but since it holds an entire 5 L of wine (or whatever alcohol you choose to put in there), we will forgive this particular sartorial sin. You can either plug in a boxed wine bag or use the included dispensing bag. It also includes a cold pack, because no one likes warm Chardonnay.

The dispensing bag is hand wash only and the inside pocket where it’s stored can be wiped clean with a damp cloth. While there are many details about what the actual purse is like, it’s relatively roomy and appears to have several pockets. Although the price is a bit steep, at $129.95, the bag has all five star reviews on the Uncommon Goods website. One reviewer even says, “Maybe I should get two more, just in case!” I think were all in agreement when we say: do it!